The kind of analysis no responsible friend would put in writing.
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Exhibit A: your life
AI has notes. You may need ice.
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Sample finding
Main-character score: 87%
Unfortunately, the plot is mostly avoidable problems.
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The proceedings
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A deliberately simple process. No complicated setup, no prompt writing, no comedy degree required.
Currently roastable
Dating profilesOutfitsRoomsVacationsRésumésCarsFridgesFriendships
If it can be uploaded or pasted, it can probably be judged.
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- 02
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