About Roast or Toast

Roast or Toast turns the ordinary evidence of your life—dating profiles, outfits, rooms, vacations, résumés, screenshots, and questionable purchases—into polished AI Roast Reports.

Each report is designed to be funny, specific, and easy to share. Expect sharp observations, absurdly revealing scores, awards, red flags, and social cards ready for the group chat.

You choose the subject and the heat level. We deliver the verdict.